Say Goodbye One Last Time!
 
Before you meet your inevitable demise on a domestic US flight, make sure your final words are heard loud and clear. Whether it’s calling your landlord a wheelchair-related slur or revealing to your niece you’ve been catfishing her, rely on the Last Call Single Use Cell Phone before bracing for impact.
 
Pre-Charged Battery - our 3% Battery Guarantee will probably last for the duration of one (1) devastatingly emotional phone call.
Guaranteed Single Call - our patented “One and Done” technology renders your phone useless after one (1) use.
Non-Biodegradable Design - you may be vaporized into a fiery rubble, but our phones will never leave the Earth.
No Contracts. No Plans. Just One Call - One Phone. One Call. Zero reasons to wait. Buy today!